Daniel
Veronica
Isaiah
Patrick
Aron
Brendan
Jerome
Jean
Renee
Jedric
Jono
Nino
Jessica
Some list of recruits to the Pineapple society, hope they will do well for us.
The Omega Pineapple
Monday, February 11, 2013
Monday, February 4, 2013
The Rules Of Pineapple Anonymous
Rule Number One-We do not talk about Pineapple Anonymous.
Rule Number Two- A pineapple a day keeps the drugs away.
Rule Number Three- Don't underestimate your foes.
Rule Number Four- Once you have been accepted into our pineapple society, you can never back out (unless The Omega Pineapple has told you.)
Rule Number Five- Don't drop the pineapple.
The Omega Pineapple
Rule Number Two- A pineapple a day keeps the drugs away.
Rule Number Three- Don't underestimate your foes.
Rule Number Four- Once you have been accepted into our pineapple society, you can never back out (unless The Omega Pineapple has told you.)
Rule Number Five- Don't drop the pineapple.
The Omega Pineapple
Sunday, February 3, 2013
The Pineapple Anonymous Republican
It's hard to know who your enemy is, Especially if you don't even know what they look like. But everybody has enemies, even if you don't want them and if you respect all religions and races. We all have enemies.
*UPDATES*
New Orders have been released
-Don't do drugs
-Devour two pineapples
-Seek the enemy
-Spread the word
-Hi five a random person if they like pineapples
The enemy knows us and they hate pineapples, they have an advantage over us.
That's all for now, I apologise for not updating but if I have no new information what's the point.
Monte Cristo
*UPDATES*
New Orders have been released
-Don't do drugs
-Devour two pineapples
-Seek the enemy
-Spread the word
-Hi five a random person if they like pineapples
The enemy knows us and they hate pineapples, they have an advantage over us.
That's all for now, I apologise for not updating but if I have no new information what's the point.
Monte Cristo
Thursday, January 24, 2013
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Ananas
Ananas or pineapples is a thing that can make men weep, how you ask? Well if I were to pour a cup of pineapple juice onto your eyes would that not make you weep? Pineapple can be a lethal weapon if you know how to use it and it can be something delicious if you know how to use it. Perhaps you might add it to your pizza to make it better, but depending on your opinion it might not. I would tell you how to make a pineapple a lethal weapon but that's a story for another day and who knows maybe the enemy is reading these posts as we speak. If you are reading this I've got something to say to you. I'm watching you.
*UPDATES*
My fellow pineapple recruits I believe you are all capable of anything you set your mind to. So if you do have any suggestion of who this enemy is please comment below to make the future of Pineapple village a much better place. Remember our enemies know who we are (maybe) but we have yet to discover them.
*MESSAGE*
If you have any ideas for a new emblem please feel free to suggest it just remember it must be something to do with pineapple and it must be appropriate.
Monte Cristo
*UPDATES*
My fellow pineapple recruits I believe you are all capable of anything you set your mind to. So if you do have any suggestion of who this enemy is please comment below to make the future of Pineapple village a much better place. Remember our enemies know who we are (maybe) but we have yet to discover them.
*MESSAGE*
If you have any ideas for a new emblem please feel free to suggest it just remember it must be something to do with pineapple and it must be appropriate.
Monte Cristo
Sunday, January 20, 2013
Pineapple Express
I see people have been spreading the word of the Pineapple Anonymous. Good.
To be clear this Pineapple Anonymous group has nothing to do with the movie or the drug "Pineapple Express", Pineapple Anonymous is just a blog to give you information on Pineapples and to infiltrate the enemy (whoever that is). This is also not a world view or a religion either.
*UPDATE ON THE ENEMY*
We have found new information on the enemy which is something to do with colour red. They are either the colour red or praise the colour red, we are unsure with what this means but we will find out. Also they seem to be popular throughout the world.
Reminder:
Pineapple Orders:
Devour a Pineapple
Get some Pineapple recruits
Spread the word
Sacrifice a Pineapple for the greater good
May the Pineapple be with you.
The Omega Pineapple
To be clear this Pineapple Anonymous group has nothing to do with the movie or the drug "Pineapple Express", Pineapple Anonymous is just a blog to give you information on Pineapples and to infiltrate the enemy (whoever that is). This is also not a world view or a religion either.
*UPDATE ON THE ENEMY*
We have found new information on the enemy which is something to do with colour red. They are either the colour red or praise the colour red, we are unsure with what this means but we will find out. Also they seem to be popular throughout the world.
Reminder:
Pineapple Orders:
Devour a Pineapple
Get some Pineapple recruits
Spread the word
Sacrifice a Pineapple for the greater good
May the Pineapple be with you.
The Omega Pineapple
Saturday, January 19, 2013
Welcome
If you are reading this then you officially have been accepted to Pineapple Anonymous, but if you found this site by accident well then you're still accepted. In this blog I will be posting on information about pineapples and how we can use pineapples to our advantage against our mortal enemies. Below are a list of goals set for this blog and how you can contribute to Pineapple Anonymous.
Pineapples Orders:
Devour a Pineapple
Get some Pineapple recruits
Spread the word
Sacrifice a Pineapple for the greater good
In Pineapple Anonymous we have but one aim:
Infiltrate the enemies base and win the war.
Pineapple Anonymous Emblem:
So far we have no information on the enemy, we don't even know who they are. But along the way we will discover these treacherous goons and alas have victory. Your leader will remain anonymous but you shall call him either "Monte Cristo" or "The Omega Pineapple". One last aim we have is to discover the chosen one among the people of the Pineapple anonymous. Good luck whoever you are and may the Pineapple be with you.
Monte Cristo
Pineapples Orders:
Devour a Pineapple
Get some Pineapple recruits
Spread the word
Sacrifice a Pineapple for the greater good
In Pineapple Anonymous we have but one aim:
Infiltrate the enemies base and win the war.
Pineapple Anonymous Emblem:
So far we have no information on the enemy, we don't even know who they are. But along the way we will discover these treacherous goons and alas have victory. Your leader will remain anonymous but you shall call him either "Monte Cristo" or "The Omega Pineapple". One last aim we have is to discover the chosen one among the people of the Pineapple anonymous. Good luck whoever you are and may the Pineapple be with you.
Monte Cristo
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